Grand Slutathon: Cleanliness & Hygiene

From a concerned follower on Twitter:

“A bit worried about cleanliness. I dont want to share a strapon”

These type of comment frustrates me. To think that anyone can believe that a sensible Pro-Domme would use the same, unclean, unsterilized strapon on several people, is beyond belief. That you pay £350 to have someone else’s germs shoved up your arse by a crack-addled “Mistress”. Well, if that’s your idea of my parties, better stay away. I feel insulted and I also feel insulted on behalf of Ms Theda, Mistress Jezabel & Mistress Rebekka Raynor, highly reputable London Mistresses who haven’t earned a good name by being dirty, careless or unsafe. We don’t live in Victorian times anymore. Dominatrices don’t hide their shame and their sins in polluted alley ways. We live in the same world as you, go to the same bars at you, have a life outside of our dungeons, very similar to yours. WE don’t transmit venereal diseases.

A good part of the overheads at the Grand Slutathon, going by previous editions, goes to sterilizing and disinfectant solutions, fluids, wipes and containers to keep everything germ free. We have a maid whose only job is to keep everything clean and disinfected. We use dozens and dozens of condoms for strapons and cocks. We practice clean, safe sex at all times. A lot of rinsing, sterilizing, mopping and wiping goes on at the Grand Slutathon, so everybody can relax and enjoy their favourite activities in a safe environment.

Ms Theda: “I love the vigorous buggering of boys” – Interview

To wetten your very slutty, cock hungry appetites, we are publishing a series of interviews with the four Mistresses who will be attending Ms Tytania’s Grand Slutathon on March 2nd. Some are new to this party, others are old hand. But we are all passionate about extracting the last drop of whorishness out of our sluts.

Ms Theda was the first Mistress who agreed on being interviewed by me. We sat and chatted, in a col February afternoon, over a few glasses of sloe gin and almond croissants.

What are you most looking forward the most at the Slutathon?

Ms Theda: What am I most looking forward too? Oooh! *claps hands* Of course the vigorous buggering of boys, watching them suck cocks – mine and each others, the humiliation games and hopefully a flexible boy or two I can fist. And if we’re feeling flexible and as they seem to do it in porn these days, how about we try and do an anal DP on one of them?

How did you discover that women could fuck men too, and what was your first experience fucking a man?

Probably about age 19. After enjoying watching gay porn, and owning a dildo, came to the conclusion I could do that too! Experimented with my boyfriend who liked it, I loved it – et voila. Although I learned about ‘proper’ strapons much later. I didn’t even know there were such things until my mid twenties.

First experience was scary actually, even if I was the one who initiated it. A finger up a boy’s bum for pleasure is not the same as a whole dildo – I was terrified of injuring him. After the initial warming up, his obvious enjoyment meant I wasn’t doing anything bad and i suddenly realised I was inside him! Being able to penetrate a man blew my mind and all of a sudden there were tonnes of new ways to have sex.

Did you feel empowered? How?

I felt extremely empowered. Spreading a man’s legs, watching My cock enter him, knowing I was capable of dominating in a new way which was intense, intimate, penetrative, dirty. Being able to look down at his straining cock and lean back away from his reaching hands whilst still being inside him. In someways, the detachment added an exciting voyeurist element – I could fuck and get pleasure from watching. The ability to make someone orgasm a whole new way was a thrill too. It was empowering to know I’d turned this ‘civilised’ man, who offered his arse to me into a quivering mess of fucked meat, sweating, beaming and covered in his own cum having barely touched him with my hands.

Is it true that women love watching boy on boy action just as men love girl on girl? I know some men find it hard to believe.

I like boy on boy, girl on girl, trans on boy on girl – I’m quite varied with who I watch in porn. And even if the storylines in general are over rated, if there’s suitably aggressive bumming going on in the porn – I’m a happy woman.

One thing that some men ask me, is why do I enjoy CFNM. They argue that women;s bodies are beautiful to look at, but not men’s. Ok, I like men, I love them, and I find their bodies beautiful in the same ay as the Greeks did. What would you say to these body-shy men who may want to attend the Slutathon, but feel shy?

I think men are just as body conscious as women when it comes to being naked, but CFNM isn’t about whether you have a six pack and a burnished tan – for me it’s more primitive. In fact, being shy can be a positive – there’s nothing nicer than a man stripping down and being truly vulnerable – now that’s exciting. There are some particularly soft and silky parts to a man’s body, that women don’t have and I’m not talking about their genitals!

It’s establishing the mindset more than anything. Removing the fig leaf of acceptability and civilisation (clothing) and presenting the whole you, body, submission, excitement (often hidden by clothes) for women to view, appreciate and use as they wish. A man can look beautiful in a suit, but he’s hiding in it. I love the honesty of CFNM.


Stay tuned for Mistress Rebekka Raynor, Mistress Jezabel and Ms Tytania’s interviews coming very soon.

Find out more about Ms Tytania’s Grand Slutathon on March 2nd, here.

For The Love Of Woman Cock

Ms Theda, one of the glorious ladies who will be attending The Grand Slutathon, is a peerless strapon and fisting Mistress. She can fuck a man like a hustler and fist like the most hardened Gay Daddy.

so, as an appetizer of things to come at the Slutathon, here is a short story she wrote of her rampant adventures in fetish clubland, where, like most of us, cut her teeth bumming adoring boys just for the kicks. Yes, we do love wielding our cocks…

A hot, dark club and a hidden corner. The bass of the music thudding through the walls and the floors.Trousers clumsily puddled round your ankles and your wrists pinned to the wall by my firm grip. My hot rapid breath against your neck.

“Relax slut, you’ll only go and hurt yourself if you don’t” I laugh into your ear.

click on this link t read the whole steamy story here:


Tickets to The Grand Slutathon still available. Email to book yours now!

Grand Slutathon: we are back in 2015!

Yes! We are back! After your relentless inquiring and begging, The Grand Slutathon is back.

Book asap and pay only £200 for an action-packed party, including our infamous Slut Bed of Shame and soggy biscuit games!


Sick of all the cloying sugary coated nature of Valentines? So are our measly, tytannical Domme hearts. We are baying for blood, and cum, and deeply inserted strapons!


When? Thursday February 12th, 3 – 7 pm

Where? In London, Zone 1.

Three premier London Mistresses (to be confirmed according to availability) and High Priestesses of the Dildocracy, will put your sluttiness to trial.



Here are some of our past and future regulars: The Mistresses.

We accept a maximum of 8 sluts per party.

Ticket price for February Slutathon:  £200 per guest.

Email Ms Tytania to reserve a place and for paying details, using our secure, discreet method.

The Grand Slutathon is Ms Tytania’s very own version of a Strapon, Forced-Bi CFNM, filthy party.

It’s held in Central London in Zone 2.

We are unique. We do love our vigorous, sweaty buggering of boys! (Read if you don’t believe us)

Designed to meet like minded sluts who can rarely indulge in these exquisite, choral pleasures, under the encouraging and sometimes, coercing eye and words of four highly reputed london Mistresses.

I know what you are all thinking at the minute: Slutty, Strapon, Forced-Bi CFNM, filthy parties are two a penny these days. They seem to be sprouting all over London and beyond, like an outbreak of juvenile acne. So, you must be asking yourself, what is it about The Grand Slutathon to set it apart form its imitators and wannabes?



The Grand Slutathon is a private, discreet party. I DON’T film nor photograph it. I don’t keep any other information than your email address and mobile number. I offer these parties in the understanding that my guests expect safety, anonymity and discretion in an empathic, non-threatening,  fun environment.

If I’d want to film, I have my own professional film crew to produce high end, top quality BDSM videos. I’m not going to sell my soul for an hour of grainy, amateur footage. It’s YOU I expect to milk dry, not the Slutathon, you cock whores :)

My parties are, first and foremost, for my enjoyment and pleasure, my Mistress friends and my guest sluts.

I am an accountable Mistress, you’ll pay me into my business bank account, meaning that you know where you can find me. Whilst I’m not interested in your personal life outside our play time, I am happy to let my clients know who I am. They are giving me enormous trust.

So… what happens at the Slutathon, stays there. Although we love reading your gushing blogs, tweets and other testimonials!


We are the stuff of legend

We have well documented record of previous, successful parties organized with flair and filth in the mind. Check here for some testimonials.


A word I personally hate, but you get my drift very soon. We may like our guests for their rampant, voracious cock hunger and their shockingly accommodating man pussies… But we know they are classy, discerning gentlemen in their everyday lives and don’t do sleaze. So are we (classy thaht is, not gentlemen).


Talent casting

I receive many applications to attend the party, but this is not a first come, first, erm, cums basis! I offer a well catered party at a reputable, clean, discreet venue. I screen my guests to ensure we only invite sluts who show a modicum of good manners and social skills, are articulate and eager without being competitive with other subs. The Grand Slutathon is friendly, non-threatening, non-judgemental and sexy. No do-me subs and no bullies.


Fun packed, with a devious imagination

We take time thinkng of the fun and games to be had, so there is not a minute wasted.We also respect your need to have a break and come back to the action when your mind and other parts of your anatomy are focused.

You can wear a mask, but let me know first if you need me to provide one. We don’t care about your face: all that we care about is your hungry orifices, which are the Mistresses’ property for the duration of the party, to do with them as we please.

 A bouquet of dedicated, slut friendly Mistresses

We genuinely enjoy subverting masculinity and gender roles. We cherish and pamper our sluts… in our own, relentless, dominant way. You are treasured human toys that make our lives as Mistresses more fun.

Safe & hygienic:

Check our FAQ Page for more.

Hygiene: find out more.


Our sluts know their stuff

So send us suggestions and feedback. We want to hear your ideas and suggestions.


And last but no least:


We welcome newbies: you may be at the stage where you’ve been fantasized yourself silly, but still a bit daunted by the prospect of attending a real life party, with real life horny, rampant sluts and demanding Mistresses. Email me or any other of the Mistresses attending and tell us that it’s your first time. We will talk to you, receive you separately if needed, and make sure that your integration into the fun is gradual and fun. We want you to have fun. And we want to have fun with you, and at your expense too.

If Ms Tytania’s Grand Slutathon is your bag, and we can guarantee that if you are a hole-filled, cock hungry whore, it will be, email me, Ms Tytania, @, and tell me what would you like at the Slutathon.

Grand Slutathon Update: The Mistresses

Here are some of the Mistresses who have enforce the Law of Filth unto some very lucky boys, at previous Slutathons.

You can email Ms Tytania to book your ticket now: Fast, discreet, anonymous and without booking fees or other hassle. Hurry up, places are very limited.

Ms Slide

A fellow devious and mischievous Mistress with a cruelty and sense of humour to match her imagination. Click on the photo below to read “Get your bits out for the lasses!”, her Slutathon interview.



Ms Theda Vamp, Strapon Queen Extraordinaire and Humilliatrix Supreme, lifestyler and House Domme at Club Pedestal, with a tongue as sharp as a razor, nails as sharp as a hungry tigress’…  and strapons as big as missiles! Her pelvic thrust is a legend at our parties: Click on the image below to read “What a Slutathon! and there’s going to be more!”, her review of her first Slutathon.


Mistress Rebekka Raynor


A Slutathon veteran, her no-nonsense attitude will get the slut out of you in no time. Or else. Click on the photo to read her Slutathon Interview: “the sight of an erect shaft does wonders to the content of my pants”.

Mistress Jezabel

Confesses to owning a large collection of boy on boy porn, in her Slutathon interview. Read more by clicking on her photo…

 Domina V

Gorgeous, fun and with awicked mind, Domina V will be traveling from far away Brighton, to attend the June 20th Slutathon. Specializing in sissies, trannies and other frilly friendly sluts, she is our latest addition to the GRand Slutathon. No arse too tight, no sissy or boy slut too coy for her! You will obey!



And of course,

Ms Tytania: Click on the picture below to read my very own Slutahtion Interview: “I used to think that no man would let me fuck him with a strapon!”